idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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