you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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