let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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