i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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