Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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