yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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