I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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