i may or may not be watching the land before time
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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