I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Please don't give away my fajitas
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