I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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