new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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