In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Randomize
