My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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