so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
