If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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