My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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