He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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