just tell him i said nine months
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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