can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Vodka?
Forever.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize
