He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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