on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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