i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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