does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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