He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My bed smells like the plague
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I have post one night stand depression
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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