yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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