And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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