i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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