Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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