guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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