and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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