I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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