GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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