Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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