bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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