I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
