Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
