I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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