i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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