Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
My liver just had a heart attack.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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