I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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