I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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