Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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