the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
