Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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