i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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