So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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