It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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