Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
