Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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