Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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