Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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