You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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