I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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